Planet Schlomp is a real shit-hole. It’s just outside our Solar System, about 2,000 miles from Earth (and you always thought that outer space was huge!) People think it’s the LaGuardia Airport Marina, Chinatown or the Gowanus Canal, but Planet Schlomp is actually the one responsible for that farty rotten egg smell in the air that permeates our city’s hot summer days. Imagine what it might smell like ON the planet!
 

 
Name: Schlomp
Class: None!

Bridge studies: looking for clues to the 6th Borough’s “Invisible Bridge”.

NordleVac 600 can do a lot of things. Actually it USED TO do a lot of things. Once a proud mid-range automated tile-cleaning machine, now it just sits by the corner bodega cracking jokes as strangers walk by and cat calling at those fancy lap-top bags. Just another useless broken down robot living in the Sixth Borough of New York. They all seem to end up in Zaghaven at some point.
 

 
These wires used to connect to something that worked.
 

 
At least NordleVac loiters in style.
 

I wanna know what happened to his white hat?
 

Computer Head’s uncle Computer Nosy, has fallen on hard times. Years of poking into stranger’s conversations and not minding his P’s & Q’s have taken an emotional toll on Nosy. He just lays around in gutters and garbage piles and has recently joined the URB (Useless Robot Brigade) 6th Borough Chapter.
 

I love this coloring book page. And Optimus Prime loves Rabbit. Besides Energon Cubes, it’s his favorite food. Optimus is like, “Ok little fella, just a little closer… I won’t bite”. Except that he does.
 

 
Obviously the concept of “Dangling a Carrot” is not lost on robots!

Our Landlord Mr. Parfenix, always claimed to have a Air Hockey table in the basement. After picking the lock and finding this hockey game, I can see why he never let us play.
 

 
Jason Vorhees!