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Category Archives: OTHER THINGS
Christmas Tree Ice Cream Pop
That’ll teach you. One in the Eye for an OLD friend.
Neon Logo
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| From the 90’s? |
ThermoNuclear Pencil Case
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| I just got this Pink Neon colored Pencil Case/ ThermoNuclear Containment Pouch. My theory is that during the early 90’s, after the Cold War ended, the “Powers That Be” had all this nuclear waste to dispose of on the quick-fast. So they started crafting Neon Colored everything out of the stuff and sold it to all the Guidos, Skaters and Nerds of the world as “Cool Surfer Junk”. It’s pretty useless as a pencil case because the lead turns to liquid if a pencil is kept in there for more than 10 minutes. But, I do kinda like how it gives you a splitting headache if you touch it. |
Weight Loss Candy & Chewing Gum
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| This is definitely the Diet for us! I noticed some extra neck chubbiness on Mr. Parfenix, so I asked him if he wanted to join me & Frankie on our bubble-gum & gummy worm diets. He screamed at me, “I don’t chew gum… and I’m not fat!”. Ok, have it your way Pigeon Man. To quote Mr. P himself, “Denial is a river in Egypt”. |
Turkey in Outer Space
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| This painting is a depiction of that forgotten Z-CAT serial: TURKEYNAUT OF THE OUTER GALAXY The hero was a Turkey who battled his enemy, the evil Alien Space Frog. |
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| But mostly they would hang out and chat about their mundane lives. Kinda like when Itchy & Scratchy sat in rocking chairs on a porch drinking lemonade as friends that one time. |
Oldenburg Stuff at the Modern in New York Starting TODAY
The stuff in this video and the Mouse Museum, which I liked very much when I saw it 15 years ago.
I Am Quite the Ladies Man. My secret? Thoughtful Gifts. By Sudsy
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| For that special someone. The Ajax is enough for some, but I go the extra mile with these state-of-the-art gloves. Nothing says I don’t mind you being around more. |
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| Going out this friday. Think spring cleaning. Think rubber gloves. Think yellow and white. |