Planet Schlomp is a real shit-hole. It’s just outside our Solar System, about 2,000 miles from Earth (and you always thought that outer space was huge!) People think it’s the LaGuardia Airport Marina, Chinatown or the Gowanus Canal, but Planet Schlomp is actually the one responsible for that farty rotten egg smell in the air that permeates our city’s hot summer days. Imagine what it might smell like ON the planet!
Name: Schlomp
Class: None!
The brochure always make that place look nicer than it really is.