Stupid kids (and me) endlessly love big stupid robots.
The absolute NUMBER ONE thing about Mister Parfenix is that he’s crazy. I asked him to send me his bacon recipe yesterday, requesting that he please send me the recipe using “bullet points”. The last recipe he sent Rubbish came in a strange block of letters with no spaces and no punctuation. Birds are like that — they peck at the keys like they’re fighting for street morsels.
Anyhow, Mr. Bacon, I mean Mr. Parfenix, delivered. If anybody makes this bacon block, please let us know, we actually have some pretty excellent doctor’s phone numbers in our rolodex.
Dear Mr. Parfenix: Did you use Kraft caramel cubes?
Mr. Parfenix can be nice sometimes too. Sometimes.
The absolute NUMBER ONE thing about Mister Parfenix is that he’s crazy. I asked him to send me his bacon recipe yesterday, requesting that he please send me the recipe using “bullet points”. The last recipe he sent Rubbish came in a strange block of letters with no spaces and no punctuation. Birds are like that — they peck at the keys like they’re fighting for street morsels.
Anyhow, Mr. Bacon, I mean Mr. Parfenix, delivered. If anybody makes this bacon block, please let us know, we actually have some pretty excellent doctor’s phone numbers in our rolodex.
Dear Mr. Parfenix: Did you use Kraft caramel cubes?
Mr. Parfenix can be nice sometimes too. Sometimes.