Frankie just took me to LifeSaver Land in Brimfield, Massachusetts 2 weeks ago and it did not disappoint! I spent hours going up and down through those bright orange tunnels without a care in the world. To be honest, it was actually quite meditative. I was just being a rat in the universe. Frankie, being the weirdo that he is, spent the whole time trying to buy the local’s old rusty toys and scratchy records. To each their own… I guess.

Summer House

Check out this lovely little summer villa by the LIRR train tracks out in Queens. Some would pay top dollar for a joint in that location with primo landscaping like this, but I got the owner down to only 12 bucks a week. It’s gonna be a good summer!
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