Evil Space Burger The Poet

When Evil Space Burger isn’t trying to take over the galaxy, he explores the gentler and more reflective side of himself through Poetry.
Here’s an excerpt from his latest collection, “Outer Space Is Deep Within” which shows a deep understanding of Desire vs. Survival
I Like Milk poem
His opus “Who Is This” is a true thought provoking tear-jerker which eloquently addresses the concept of a being’s place in the universe:
who is this poem
Critics have theorized that the confused and lonely “Peter” is actually Evil Space Burger as a young boy.

Puddles The Cat Has Been Found!!!

Here is a wonderful voicemail from one of our adoring fans, ADAM VASQUEZ. He watches Frankie’s Apartment on CAN TV in Chicago. Apparently he’s found that mangy cat who used to hang out by the dumpsters behind our building. If I knew Puddles was from Chicago, I would have listened to him talk more often… I do love me some Chee-Ca-Goh accent!

Original shlogpost from over 2 years ago:
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The current exchange rate of 250 Pesos is $19.02 USD (Our fans have never been good with money!)


Potner is just another creep who wants his own show. While a sitcom about a pot does sound OK, I don’t think it’ll fly with the Execs in Hollywood.
Hasn’t discouraged Potner from coming up with his catch phrase though:
potner drawing

Farney Finklefipher

Farney Finklefipher is the most prominent “Hook-Fish” in Show Business today. Whenever a comedian bombs or a singer is off-key, Farney is there to pull those failing performers off-stage with his hook (which he’s also started to use as his swimming cane. “He’s a fish with a low tolerance for corny!”, says Comedian Brian Regan. The legendary Redd Foxx was also a big fan back in the day: “Goddamn! Now that’s a Mackerel!”. The world is just a little more safe with Farney patrolling the stage!