My New Credit Card Just Came w/ My 99¢ Plastic Wallet!!!

Finally! All my woes with Amex and Visa are over with! Mastercard can suck it! Metrocard can go to hell! Ever since I moved to The Internet, they’ll never be able to track me down. From here on out, I promise to think twice before making an impulse purchase. Don’t worry though, “Shop Til You Drop” is still my motto, especially if I’m scouring eBay. And since this card isn’t real, I’m pretty sure there’s NO CREDIT LIMIT! One side, Black Card.

S.E. Rogie, palm wine guitarist from Sierra Leone. Came to the U.S. in the 70’s and performed in elementary schools across California. Filmmakers! Use this song in your movie before Wes Anderson does.