Weight Loss Candy & Chewing Gum

This is definitely the Diet for us!
I noticed some extra neck chubbiness on Mr. Parfenix,
so I asked him if he wanted to join me & Frankie on our bubble-gum & gummy worm diets.
He screamed at me, “I don’t chew gum… and I’m not fat!”.

Ok, have it your way Pigeon Man.
To quote Mr. P himself, “Denial is a river in Egypt”.

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