Chew runs one of those fruit stand/fish market combo shops on Mott St. When I took this photo, he said, “not me, take picture of beautiful woman!”. Then he smiled for the photo.
 

Mrs. Claus sighting 7:59am yesterday at the 2nd Avenue Subway Station. Dressed in her “civilian” clothes and in what may or may not be a wig. She was suspiciously trying to text someone on her glittery pink phone even though there’s no chance of getting any cel signal down there. Curious… Does this mean that Mr. & Mrs. are on the skids??? Stay tuned as we cover this breaking news story.
 

I was tinkering around with some HTML the other day trying to get some PIN numbers, when I got sucked up into the Shlog (otherwise known as this blog you’re looking at right now). I can’t seem to find my way out of this weird place. Can someone please email me some cheese & crackers or some caviar? There’s only rotten egg fu yung and frozen pizza in these posts. HELP!!!!!
 

Planet Schlomp is a real shit-hole. It’s just outside our Solar System, about 2,000 miles from Earth (and you always thought that outer space was huge!) People think it’s the LaGuardia Airport Marina, Chinatown or the Gowanus Canal, but Planet Schlomp is actually the one responsible for that farty rotten egg smell in the air that permeates our city’s hot summer days. Imagine what it might smell like ON the planet!
 

 
Name: Schlomp
Class: None!

NordleVac 600 can do a lot of things. Actually it USED TO do a lot of things. Once a proud mid-range automated tile-cleaning machine, now it just sits by the corner bodega cracking jokes as strangers walk by and cat calling at those fancy lap-top bags. Just another useless broken down robot living in the Sixth Borough of New York. They all seem to end up in Zaghaven at some point.
 

 
These wires used to connect to something that worked.
 

 
At least NordleVac loiters in style.
 

I wanna know what happened to his white hat?
 

Computer Head’s uncle Computer Nosy, has fallen on hard times. Years of poking into stranger’s conversations and not minding his P’s & Q’s have taken an emotional toll on Nosy. He just lays around in gutters and garbage piles and has recently joined the URB (Useless Robot Brigade) 6th Borough Chapter.
 

I love this coloring book page. And Optimus Prime loves Rabbit. Besides Energon Cubes, it’s his favorite food. Optimus is like, “Ok little fella, just a little closer… I won’t bite”. Except that he does.
 

 
Obviously the concept of “Dangling a Carrot” is not lost on robots!