Mrs. Claus sighting 7:59am yesterday at the 2nd Avenue Subway Station. Dressed in her “civilian” clothes and in what may or may not be a wig. She was suspiciously trying to text someone on her glittery pink phone even though there’s no chance of getting any cel signal down there. Curious… Does this mean that Mr. & Mrs. are on the skids??? Stay tuned as we cover this breaking news story.
Nah, Mr. & Mrs. are NOT on the skids. Rumor has it, that She-claus is a ho-ho-ho.