Dave is a greedy, unfriendly prick. Sure I’ve made fun of him on numerous occasions for having such a mundane monicker, but can you blame me? I mean — Dave? He’s gotten the booby prize almost every month at the Frankie’s Apartment Name Awards Ceremony, when we celebrate the best in baby names, product names, movie names, character names, and nicknames we might have overheard on the street.
Why celebrate every month? Me no know, but I can tell you this: it’s one helluva get-together. And by this I mean UNLIMITED cheese and crackers. We serve a bathtub of crackers. And we erect a wall of cheese. Someone OD’s every month. Literally — a medical heart-stopping overdose. We have an adrenaline shot on hand, like that one in Pulp Fiction. Usually it’s Mr. Parfenix, which is fun because we wait a little bit longer every month to give him the shot.
Dave’s the man
“Usually it’s Mr. Parfenix, which is fun because we wait a little bit longer every month to give him the shot.”
Damn that’s so not cool, but it is.