JarJar Binks as a Koosh guy. What the fuck is a kid supposed to do with this? The kid is like, “What great earth tones! Lemme play for hours!” Just imagining the world of imagination necessary to wring some fun out of this this brings on a migraine. And putting brown pants on a toy? It’s like putting peanuts on pizza.
And I basically like JarJar Binks. In the great struggle to figure out the just how dark of a heart Lucas really has, the marketing research decision/equation to go with JarJar wasn’t that bad. Yes I was disappointed when I realized he wasn’t some sort of warrior rabbit like I thought from seeing the trailer in ’98. But JarJar was a hell of lot better than any other guy in those movies. And those lines that they wrote for him! Sheer poetry.
I wonder how many of the followers have this toy ?