Kurt is mad cool. Not only does he kick it with the backwards denim banana-strap cap, he drives a forklift.
Kurt says that he was interested in a Toyota Prius but when he laid his eyes on this Yale Forklift he knew that he’d found his car. “It’s very convenient for arranging my cinderblock collection, and flipping over porto-potties.” It’s not so convenient on the Grand Central Parkway when everyone curses him to hell cause the ‘lift can’t break 45 MPH.
Kurt has the right idea!
Forklifts are fun to toss around. I once flipped a dumpster container with it!
I would get one, but they are very heavy, slow, and they run on propane.
My local gas station doesn’t sell propane. An Infrastructure for alternative fuels needs to be built up.
So you can BBQ with this thing?
Of course you can!