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Monthly Archives: May 2013
Fridge Magnet: Tomorrow Has Been Cancelled
PINBACKS: I Have Slurped
Brunswick 2000
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| Sudsy the Ghost (aka Specter Spit-Shine), just had this bowling-ball washer delivered to the Apartment. He claims it’ll get out those deep grime stains out of our coffee mugs. I asked him, “Why not just get that busted dishwasher fixed instead?”. Sudsy replied, “What do you mean!?!? I’ve been sleeping in that dishwasher for the past 6 months. Besides, the Lustre King works wonders on rodents. Catch my drift, Rat?”. Say no more… Long live the King! |
Neon Logo
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| From the 90’s? |
Glow In The Dark Boots
Toy Soldiers Taken Prisoner
The Cloud King of Zaghaven
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| Frankie’s theory is that he’s actually a potato chip posing as a cloud. |
Kung Fu Target Board
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| The store owner of Tip Top Gifts in Park Slope stated, “Throwing Stars are illegal in NY… Which is stupid. You could use knives though”. I suppose I could raid Frankie’s vintage Butter Knife collection. |
12 Carrots
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| KFC Employee of the Month “Colonel Pins” are made out of 12-Karat Gold and a 40-dollar man-made ruby. Must have. |