Parfenix Rent Message April

Got a voicemail from my landlord, Mr. Parfenix, on April First that went like this.  The PTBT that Mr. P refers to is the Pneumatic Tube Body Transportation System that gets Zaghaven rezzies out of the Sixth and back into the normal timeline.

11 thoughts on “Parfenix Rent Message April

  1. I've decided that NOT paying the rent is actually a good deed.
    If we had met Mr. Parfenix at CitiField and paid the rent, he would've eaten 40 orders of ribs, 12 hot dogs, 25 beers and 3 souvenir scorecards.
    We were only trying to save him from himself.

  2. True words Sudso. You should check with Roget and see what words are synonymous with Guttersnipe.

    Does the word guttersnipe refer to the swift bird? I think I read somewhere that, that is where the word SNIPER originates. Shooters that could shoot the bird (snipe) were called snipers.

    Is the word guttersnipe similar to hood-rat?

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