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Monthly Archives: April 2013
No Loitering In NYC Park’s Bathrooms
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| If they made a New York version of Park’s & Recreation, it would be called: “NO LOITERING”. |
DVD Enthusiast
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| With Netflix, On-Demand, iTunes and not to mention the Bargain Bins, DVD’s really seem to be on the way out these days. Not So! says David Victor Davis who’s a big time DVD enthusiast. “You can always juggle them”, he proclaims. Sounds like the perfect thing to juggle to me. |
Dick Tag #743
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| Yet another “Dick” tag. This guy really gets around. |
Weight Loss Candy & Chewing Gum
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| This is definitely the Diet for us! I noticed some extra neck chubbiness on Mr. Parfenix, so I asked him if he wanted to join me & Frankie on our bubble-gum & gummy worm diets. He screamed at me, “I don’t chew gum… and I’m not fat!”. Ok, have it your way Pigeon Man. To quote Mr. P himself, “Denial is a river in Egypt”. |
I Hate People But I love to Talk. What’s a Ghost to do.
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| I don’t like idiots and guttersnipes. This unfortunately accounts for most people. Therefore, wherein, I find comfort in friends I can really talk to. Ones who don’t give me any back chat. |
SNEAK PEEK!
18th Ave. Auto Body SIGN to become a HIT TELEVISION SHOW on NETFLIX!
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| There the sign hung. For years. Rain, Sun, Snow. No words to help it advertise the Auto Body Shop. But still: The Auto Body Shop thrived. Well, it didn’t thrive, but it did OK. Actually, it closed in 2008. But the sign still hangs as a testament to the Shop’s ultimate failure. |
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| Enter a young TV writer. Well, actually he wasn’t that young, and he never wrote anything in his life. He might have watched a ton of TV, but he never had anything to do with the business. Still, he had an idea… for a show… based on the sign. A drunken night in a Los Angeles bar, well it wasn’t a bar, it was a diner, but he was drinking beers with his friend (who was paying) and as he described the idea a young agent (mailroom kid) overheard it. Well, actually, the mailroom kid was the TV writer’s friend who was paying for the beers. The Writer begged him to pitch it to his boss. The Young Agent pitched it, and… there was a bidding war for the new show. Netflix verse Hulu Plus to the death. Actually, Hulu Plus was never interested. BUT… Netflix bought the idea without even seeing the sign. There are three characters in the show and no dialogue. I am pumped to see this thing. Well, I’m not really pumped. But I might watch it. |
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| The Doctor, like Jack on Lost. And like Quincy on Quincy. |
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| The Yellow Computer, Belinda. She might be outdated, but she’s still yellow. |
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| And Benny, the Volkswagon. Actually, he’s a baby volkswagon. He can’t even turn left yet. |
SNEAK PEEK!
SNEAK PEEK at the new Netflix Series!!!!!
