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| A small sect of 6th Borough Venusians have been working on their “spaceship” for the last 20 years. They’re usually pretty secret about it, but I was lucky enough to sneak a photo of their progress the other day. I’m pretty sure it’s empty inside, I mean, there are only like 2 Venusians left alive on Earth who know anything about space travel and they’re both like 300 years old. |
At least they got the colors right.
Venusians are awesome because they haven’t gotten past that small box of Crayolas that they built a worshiping shrine for, all those years ago
Lucky to have Crayolas. Some less fortunate folks had to do with the waxy substitute that barely left any color. More of a tinted waxy film.
My aunt worked in a bank, the Astoria Federal on Ditmars Blvd. Around the holidays they’d have a Christmas jump-off for any children that were related to the bank’s employees — a big soda and cookie soiree that took place in the luxurious break room next to the vault in the basement. Santa would come and give out the exact same coloring book every year, with a four-pack of those wax-plus crayons you’re talking about.
Not as tasty as crayola, and they left an unpleasant after taste too.