Mr. Parfenix Wants His $$$

Mr. Parfenix says he’s very happy dating Bertha, the Slice of Bacon he started wooing about 2 months ago.
“I knew he liked me when he didn’t eat me,” she said.  “I give her a good lickover though,” said Mr. P.

2 thoughts on “Mr. Parfenix Wants His $$$

  1. Interesting thing to note here from the production side of things: Mr. Parfenix, left to his own devices to craft and leave me these "messages" sees fit to MAKE THE MESSAGES SHORTER AND SHORTER EVERY TIME.

    Let's try to triple it next time, Mr. P.

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