Man, Rubbish. Sudsy got you fair and square. Apartment rules: You have to do what he says for 15 minutes. He wants you to dress up like Michael Jackson’s baby, and he’s gonna play MJ — then he’s gonna do an impression of that time when MJ held his kid over the balcony. He says he’s got a twist ending for his impression.
But you had a bottle brush and some steel wool. More than a lot of brats. Plus you used to save all your scabs and name them and arrange them in “power” order. That always sounded like fun to me. Stop whining.
Sudsy is the same as scabs. He’s a good source of protein because his sheet is egg-whites and his gloves are yolks. He’s also a good source of disease. Drinking all those cleaning products and he’s still got dragon-breath worse than Martin Lawrence in House Party 1.
That reminds me, I need some shoe-goo
Mr Parfenix eats Shoe-Goo. He thinks it gives him more sole.
I see what you did there!
But seriously do NOT eat contact cement. Obstructed bowels are no laughing matter!
-lol
But what about Goo-Be-Gone? Sudsy says that’s OK to drink. Like, more than OK. Really good.
I wouldn’t trust any of the ghosts recommendations.
Hey Sudsy, I got this new drink you should try… Ghost-Be-Gone! It’s delicious and good for you too.
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Hey Rubbish I’ve got something for you. Come see come see…
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You’re right. I need a life. One that’s free of toilet paper rolls pretending to be ghosts.
Ha I tricked you. You commented on a comment that no longer exists. IDIOT
Man, Rubbish. Sudsy got you fair and square. Apartment rules: You have to do what he says for 15 minutes. He wants you to dress up like Michael Jackson’s baby, and he’s gonna play MJ — then he’s gonna do an impression of that time when MJ held his kid over the balcony. He says he’s got a twist ending for his impression.
I never had any toys as a child.
But you had a bottle brush and some steel wool. More than a lot of brats. Plus you used to save all your scabs and name them and arrange them in “power” order. That always sounded like fun to me. Stop whining.
Big ups to the kids (and adults) that pick and eat their scabs.
EAT!> You really are scum
I didn’t say I eat scabs. But they are a good source of protein and or disease.
Sudsy is the same as scabs. He’s a good source of protein because his sheet is egg-whites and his gloves are yolks. He’s also a good source of disease. Drinking all those cleaning products and he’s still got dragon-breath worse than Martin Lawrence in House Party 1.
House Party One is in the top 5.
I gotta see if House Party is available in the Criterion Collection.
I’m begining to like this Fecal Kill chap
Don’t go soft now