I might be overselling it, but it’s got ROBOT VOICE on it. Listen.
Monthly Archives: December 2012
Snow White and the Five Dwarves
Best Part: Sleepy is wearing Bashful’s hat and an insane pair of false eyelashes! |
Mini-Pops Murder Frosty The Snowman
Disgusting late-80s British Kid band do Frosty the Snowman on a pseudo-rap drum-beat! It’s awful!
Check it out!!!
Silent Night by 20-Foot Tall Korean Kid
Christmas Tommy
From ’71. With Moogs.
REPOST: Santa Posse: The Many Faces of Claus and Those On His Lap
From my ever-growing collection of Santa photographs, here are 5 outstanding examples of the Big Guy in the world of photography.
Santa with Twins. A moment of perfect weirdness in the world. |
You can pretty much tell that this Santa was into being Santa. |
Full flown terror, and this Santa is laughing. The girl’s older brother is chilling though. |
Detail of her hand reaching out, half her crying face, and half of Santa’s laughing face. |
This little girl might have lost it, but unlike the one upstairs, she’s not struggling to get away. It’s more like sadness, over terror, but she’s resigned herself to the tragedy. |
This guy’s just trying to remember what he wants for Christmas. |
A little blind girl feels Santa’s beard. |
He’s a good Santa, with top-of-the-line stick-on eyebrows. They don’t wear those anymore. Sometimes you catch them just wear the the beard AND moustache stuck under their chins. Santas these days. |
This girl seems a little older than the other screamers. |
I think his eyebrows are touched up with make-up. |
I suppose they’re at the Post Office, but getting stamps from Santa seems pretty weak. That’s probably why the girl is crying. |
Christmas Star by The Christmas Kids
My thanks to Walter for this one.
THE PATH
*”What is the Hole?” you might ask. It is a big hole. It had something to do with the Rumbles. I’ve been trying to find out about it for years. I’m not even sure where it is.