The Red Gum Ghost haunts the streets of the Sixth Borough like nobody’s business. He can really get into your hair… and your sneaker soles. Even our ghost Sudsy. who isn’t impressed by anyone, says that RGG is a real bitch. “That boy is a bloody bashing bastard!”. Sudsy later rescinded his praise on Twitter, but let’s ignore that part of it.
I remember Bubblicious used to make a a gum that came in a white and red package. I cannot recall the flavor, but the color was very similar to the red gum ghost. I can still taste it as I remember it, but the name escapes me. I am getting old! Then again this was probably during the later years of the Reagen administration.
I said he was a Bloody wanker. A bashing bastard? What does that even mean you demented scallywag.
I had heard ghosts are cranky after a long slumber, and apparently this ghost hibernated through all of winter!