The Pig Out Gang are not to be trifled with. They’re the baddest junk food addicts in the 6th borough. They’re so gangster, that they’re logo has a Dorito chip in it. When you’re out at the corner bodega getting a late night snack of pepperidge farm & some pop chips and you hear snorting and giggling… look out! It’s probably The Pig-Out Gang!
Eddie the Mailman dropped me off a packåge today. It was an excellent box. The graph paper is a nice touch, but I’m partial to the parentheses. Thank you Pecos.
Stickers on the side. Mail = happiness. But what in the box is there?
Holy Tuxedo! It’s a powder blue piece of metal. But what are this?
From more the side, I still not know this thing. Then I asked Melia (my wife): you know this? She was like, “Wait! Pecos put some sort of metal on Instagram just the other day!” “He did?” I said, “I have not checked the app in a while.” “You should check it,” she said. I got out my phone. After checking my eBay cue, my thumb tapped Instagram and I made it to Pecos Bill’s account by going into a new photo from Sudsy. Pecos (who’s name on Instagram is Pay Cost Trill right now) had recently left a comment on Sudsy’s new photo (of a Spectral Cruiser). I tapped Pay Cost’s name: and there it was.
Pay Cost’s Instagram. It’s a PISTON and its CONNECTING ROD!!! I heard of that before. A Piston. It make car go. Connecting Rod is not in my catalogue but I can make the association. Now to do a complete Gary Sinise (a la CSI): I shall solve the mystery by going to the computer and making it be WIKIPEDIA.
Here is Piston:
Here is Connecting Rod!!!:
Many thanks to Pecos Bill for helping us with another exciting episode. Until next post, this is Frankie, signing off.
PS. If I ever recorded my dad, either with a mic through my hi-fi or on my old Video-8 camcorder, he’d always end with saying, “This is Frank Sisti, Sr. signing off.” He’d always sign off. I told him he didn’t have to do that, but he always did it.
It’s Apple Season in NY. But beware of worms, especially ones who claim to be teachers. They’ll “teach” you in great length about the benefits of eating apples, all the while slobbering and sliming all over yours.
