Being a Model Rail Road Conductor is hard work. It takes a specific breed of person. Just ask one. They’ll tell you 50 things that could go wrong before you can finish your question.
What if someone doesn’t know what scale a set is in?
What if an infant refers to the railroad as “Choo-Choos”?
What happens if one of the trains forgets to keep going in a circle?
What if someone takes a photo using a flash?
What if there’s a black out?
Now that’s a lot of stress to deal with. That might explain all the coffee and potato chips these guys go through.
Hey! That sounds like a great song!
Grumpy old guys they are!
Wheres my choo choo
I don’t need you
I want my choo choo
The sound of the track
takes me back
to Santa’s empty sack
Where’s my choo choo
I don’t fucking what you
I want sodding my choo choo
Santa’s empty sack….
-good for santa!
Want Sudsey WANT
I know Sudsy. I know.
Do you? Do you?
YES!
WELL!
WHAT?
Nothing. Just..
Fuck off
take me back
to Santa’s empty sack