Three Things:

1. Oh, to find the right hat!
2. This hat is WAY better than a baseball cap. If we’re not careful they might pass a law in America that you HAVE to wear a baseball cap.
3. Hat in French is CHAPEAU.

4. I bet people blow out this guy’s hat all the time and make a wish.

5. If I was this guy, I’d eat my hat before I got to work in the morning.

6. Wearing this hat really takes the sting out of the threat, “If I’m wrong, I’ll eat my hat!”

7. This guy’s hair is a real close second to his hat.

RAP (wrote it m’self):

My Hat

My Chapeau

I put it on

I’m out the do’. (Door)

CONFESSION:

Whenever I have an opportunity to make a wish, I wish for a million dollars.  At this point in the future, I am very conscious that I should up the number (or wish for something way better)  but I can’t, my brain wishes for a million dollars before I can stop it.

THE SUPER MOUSE!

No Need for Translation.

The Mexican Silver Surfer translates better as THE SILVER SLIDER or the THE SILVER SLIPPER, as is THE SILVER ONE WHO SLIPS OR SLIDES.

Yellow type on black: SEE THE MOST UNEXPECTED END OF THE YEAR.

In white explosion: SEE HOW AMAZING POWERS FIGHT IN THEM STREETS OF NEW YORK.

Yellow blocks at bottom: See: Mephisto win at last!

Cigarette ad on the right.

Namewise, Los Vendadores kinda trumps The Avengers.

You can see the rest of the team on the billboard in the lower right hand corner of the comic.

Finally!  The Secret of the Mole revealed!

El Hombre Que No Teme A Nada.  TRANSLATION: The Man That There Is Nothing To Fear.

The Death of MIKE MURDOCK.  In the States, Daredevil’s name is Matt.  Maybe the name MIKE is more relatable in Mexico.  Or, this is about the death of DD’s little known brother Mike.

I liked Davedevil enough but Matt Murdock was always a simp.  He might have been blind and fearless, but he was always pleading and feeling bad and looking guilty.

THE MAN OF IRON!!

REVISTA PARA ADULTOS means Adult Magazine.  Sure, my Grandma used to read Iron Man all the time.

I always loved how the Lines drawn on the underpants section of Iron Man’s suit was supposed to make you think they had more give, like they folded into themselves when he crouched or sat down.

La Mujer Maravilla translates exactly to the Wonder Woman, but in Mexico they just call her Marvila which I think is just like Wondra, or something like that.

“You? Traitor!!”  Behind her is a sign for an ELECTRIC ESCALATOR.

I love how shocked she is.  People should get literally electric shocked like this in movies when they’re surprised.

El HOMBRE INCREÎBLE?  The Incredible Man??

Hulk says: “¡POBRE DE TI, JIM!  RINO TE LASTIMO… …PERO LO PAGARA MUY CARO.”

Translation (and I think it’s broken Hulk Spanish): “POOR YOU JIM!  RHINO HURT YOU!  BUT WILL PAY DEARLY!”

RHINO THINKS: ¡Eso es gigante verde! No te muevas ahora… Y te juro que ya no te moveras nunca.”

TRANSLATION: “It’s the Green Giant!  Move now and I swear that you’ll never move again!”

It’s sweet how Hulk is cradling Jim.

It should be required that you have to put your name at the top of all the comics you buy.

EL FANTASMA AMISTOSO

Funny Animal/Wacky Cartoon Character Comic Cover GAGS are one of the best things ever to come out of our civilization, all the world over.  No offense, penicillin.