They came in 12th at the annual “Chips Choice Awards” back in 08′
 

I know some numbskull rats who actually worship these big blow up Scabby’s. It’s always the same: They rub his inflatable tail and pray: “Dear Scabby, please make the Sanitation Men go on strike”. Shamefully, rats generally think on a small scale.
 

The thing I like about THE FUTURE is that it’s already happened seven thousand billion times already.  You don’t have to wait for it to happen.  If you look for, it’s all over the place.  In a puddle, at the bank, in a parking garage.  Here is some good future stuff for you.  None of it is computer generated.

Bank on Queens Boulevard:

Waste Facility in Malba, Queens:

1st Ave. Residence at 38th Street, in Manhattan:

Parking Garages on Justice Ave. in Queens:

The floor at Barnes and Noble on 6th Ave. and 22nd Street:

Uniform concrete garage formation in Forest Hills:

Weird stacks of Cinderblocks in a back alley in Flushing. They’ve been like this for at least 5 years:

Playground Pyramid, Central Park, Upper West Side:

Checkered garage in Astoria.  When I was a kid, they all looked like this:

Falling apart mint-colored building material panels in Maspeth:

Checks on an old Pioneer supermarket on Lexington Ave:

I feel more at ease when I have a day’s itinerary mapped out for me.
 

Back in the 1950’s, kids could order these patches celebrating the Atom Bomb. And they say that kids today are too violent.
 

Wine and Champagne’s.

Dining.

Flattop.