Didn’t this guy used to work the Lotto Machine at Dong Yew Novelties on Broadway in Astoria? Then you had to go in there and BUY him. Old Dong Yew was pretty confused. He’s had some of that junk in his store so long, he forgot it was merchandise. I went to a party at Dong Yew’s house once — he has a lot of friends — if you count Alarm Clocks and Backscratchers and 80’s coffee mugs as friends. I mean, once the karaoke machine gets fired up, you really see who can sing and who aren’t even alive.
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Didn’t this guy used to work the Lotto Machine at Dong Yew Novelties on Broadway in Astoria? Then you had to go in there and BUY him. Old Dong Yew was pretty confused. He’s had some of that junk in his store so long, he forgot it was merchandise. I went to a party at Dong Yew’s house once — he has a lot of friends — if you count Alarm Clocks and Backscratchers and 80’s coffee mugs as friends. I mean, once the karaoke machine gets fired up, you really see who can sing and who aren’t even alive.