If you’re like me, your therapist is a Snowman who is more interested in frozen fish sticks than helping you beat the supervillains in your head. Luckily, if you live in the Sixth Borough, there is a dilapidated video store called Zig-Zag Video where a great ORACLE sits on the top shelf and will answer your questions, especially if they’re questions about movies up till 1997.
1. The kids call him VHS Dude. 2. He is Computer-Head’s best friend (although Computer-Head thinks that VHS-Dude is jocking his style) 3. His real name is Doug. 4. Computer-Head’s crazy for thinking that Doug is jocking his style. Doug has been around a long time and he’s actually not very stylish. It doesn’t really go with his who “oracle” persona.
California Raisins…