After a hard day in the crisper, playing guitar for his fellow wilting vegetables, one of my favorite guys in the galaxy, Celery McFellowby, likes to relax on his green sofa and enjoy some Kentucky Nectar. And why shouldn’t he? His favorite record in the whole world is that Whitey Ford thing that Everlast made after House Of Pain.

These guys are like 8 inches long. I don’t know if early Pokemon can be classified as old school yet, but I do know that my Pikachu gag reflex has become a thing of the past. Don’t get me wrong, I used to love Pikachu in 1998. I even went to a Mets game just to see the special Volkswagon Bug that was designed to look like Pikachu. They didn’t roll it out till the 7th inning stretch. But by 2006, I was like, “I hate Pikachu! He’s so annoying. Like, what’s his problem? Why doesn’t he say anything besides ‘PIKA!’?” Anyhow I came across these in my giant sticker closet and I thought they were some properly laser-trimmed die-cuts. Bought on Main Street, Flushing during the fever.

These came as cereal giveaways and were an inch square. I particularly like the lightning brain, so if anyone wants me to send them a 1200 dpi scan so they can get a proper size one real-tattooed on their arm or chest or something, just email me.