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| I bought this awesome Santa Robot from a junk dealer in Pennsylvania for what seemed like a steal: $35!!! |
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| When I got home and opened the box, this piece of garbage’s head was broken off and he wouldn’t turn on to play the cool music as advertised on the box. What a gyp! Looking at the sad little robot sitting there with his head knocked over, I was struck by the Yule-Tide bolt of lightning… Isn’t the true Spirit of Christmas when you can love something even when it’s broken down? Since then, me and this Jolly Jalopy been having a merry ol’ time. Merry Christmas everyone from your favorite rat!!! |
Awesome robot beard.
From the start I thought it said plays TREE Christmas tunes, which I was VERY interested in hearing.