Pecos Bill’s Auto Body Shop and Some Old Cars

Pecos Bill runs an Auto Body Shop, has a son, and a wife, and a pumpkin patch. He probably has a mom and a dad too. He lives in Queens. He likes to use the smartphone app Instagram. He’s a fan of Taxi Driver and Calvin and Hobbes, but he can’t get it straight which one’s Wars and which ones Trek. He can be seen as a bunch of words when he comments on this shlog. He sent me a bunch of pictures of cars that he and his team have fixed/restored/scrapped, so I thought I’d share them with you. We are in talks to refurbish my old go-kart. He says that he’s cool if I pay him in bottlecaps – but if he thinks I’m gonna part with any of the top tier caps in my collection he’s out of his mind.

This is Pecos Bill, star commenter on www.frankiesapartment.com.

Pecos’ old Auto Body Shop. The red car is an old VW Beetle. The green car is a 1974 Porsche 914.
The dark green car in the lower left is a ’71 Plymouth Duster.

1964 Chevrolet Corvette! With a big ol’ American V8 engine (I don’t know what that means.)

The Plymouth Duster stripped of it’s paint! Looks so goo!

’65 Mercury Comet. Pecos said, “It had a significant amount of rust, so we had to remove all the cancer and
fabricate a rear body panel. FROM SCRATCH!”

Here’s the Comet at a later stage.

1965 Ford Mustang.

’68 Cadillac Deville Convertible.

’71 Cadillac Eldorado. Pecos said, “The owner was a little old Jewish Lady from Rockville Center, NY.
She must have been 4’11” at her tallest, yet she decided to drive a Cadillac as long as a fire truck and with
an engine just as big.” You should see Mr. Parfenix’s “car”. It’s a knocked over cereal box that he
sits on top of and makes “vroom” sounds. His favorite role-play is “road rage”, but he usually
gets mad for real and starts shitting everywhere. Method actors!