Pecos Bill runs an Auto Body Shop, has a son, and a wife, and a pumpkin patch. He probably has a mom and a dad too. He lives in Queens. He likes to use the smartphone app Instagram. He’s a fan of Taxi Driver and Calvin and Hobbes, but he can’t get it straight which one’s Wars and which ones Trek. He can be seen as a bunch of words when he comments on this shlog. He sent me a bunch of pictures of cars that he and his team have fixed/restored/scrapped, so I thought I’d share them with you. We are in talks to refurbish my old go-kart. He says that he’s cool if I pay him in bottlecaps – but if he thinks I’m gonna part with any of the top tier caps in my collection he’s out of his mind.
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| This is Pecos Bill, star commenter on www.frankiesapartment.com. |
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| Pecos’ old Auto Body Shop. The red car is an old VW Beetle. The green car is a 1974 Porsche 914. The dark green car in the lower left is a ’71 Plymouth Duster. |
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| 1964 Chevrolet Corvette! With a big ol’ American V8 engine (I don’t know what that means.) |
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| The Plymouth Duster stripped of it’s paint! Looks so goo! |
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| ’65 Mercury Comet. Pecos said, “It had a significant amount of rust, so we had to remove all the cancer and fabricate a rear body panel. FROM SCRATCH!” |
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| Here’s the Comet at a later stage. |
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| 1965 Ford Mustang. |
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| ’68 Cadillac Deville Convertible. |
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| ’71 Cadillac Eldorado. Pecos said, “The owner was a little old Jewish Lady from Rockville Center, NY. She must have been 4’11” at her tallest, yet she decided to drive a Cadillac as long as a fire truck and with an engine just as big.” You should see Mr. Parfenix’s “car”. It’s a knocked over cereal box that he sits on top of and makes “vroom” sounds. His favorite role-play is “road rage”, but he usually gets mad for real and starts shitting everywhere. Method actors! |
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| An abandoned Honda Accord in two pieces. |
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| ’81 Pontiac Firebird Hood. |
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| Here’s the Duster again, repainted with decal stripes and everything. |
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