This Jack-O-Lantern is begging to be colored in wrong.  Please, make it look like there’s slime dripping out of his mouth.  He deserves it because he’s wearing his lid like it’s some kind of beret from the French Revolution.

We can be like the French Revolution and stop taking all this guff from these COLORING BOOK DRAWINGS!  We don’t have to play by the rules.  Who says we have to stay in the lines!  What if I wanna go outside the lines as an artistic choice, or even by mistake?  It’s OK.  If I wanna draw a green radioactive glow around this dumb pumkin-head, I will.  I think this guy is the ring-leader of this whole coloring book conspiracy to turn us into zombies who can’t think outside the “accepted” color sprectrum.

It ends today.  On Coloring Book Saturday!!!

For all you poor little kids out there who’s parents are into RUSTIC CHARM, SALVAGED WOOD, and OLD LIGHT FIXTURES: I present these tomatoes for your coloring pleasure. Remember, tomatoes are most often a dark orangey kind of RED, but sometimes they can be green and yellow too.

Don’t be afraid to get crazy and color them in BLUE or with PURPLE STRIPES or covered in PINK POLKADOTS. Maybe one day some SCIENTISTS will figure out a way to chemically engineer tomatoes to look crazy (and taste worse), but for now, we’ll have to settle for Coloring Book Saturdays to help us have futuristic fun.

Ok, kids. It’s time to color in this CHAIR!

I like it when it’s a picture of something not kid-like or fun at all. I’m not saying you can’t have fun with a chair.  But come on. The only way to really have fun with a chair is 1. to SMASH IT! or 2. To see someone else fall backwards in it!

Shoe and sort-of argyle sock.  Non-stop FUN!

Sorry this one is done already – but seriously – do you really think you could top this?  In the Coloring Book World (a slightly more elite social group than you might think) this Crayola job could fetch a pretty penny.  I mean that white is GLOWING.  I really fine piece.