Frankie’s Apartment… Keeping it CLUNKY since 2000!
Don’t you love it when cartoons get startled and their hats float above their heads? Also, isn’t it weird that Cartoons are in Cartoons? And Cartoons can be in Cartoons that are moving pictures AND Cartoons can also be in Cartoons that are flat pictures? Not to mention, why do they call Comic-Artists: Cartoonists? Why not Comicists or Comists? I bet you none of those old cornball cartoon guys in the 30’s thought anyone would take this junk seriously when they set the whole thing up!
 

So wait… Doughnuts are fried? This is blowing my mind! I feel like NEO did after he took the red pill. I miss yesterday when I didn’t know how donuts were made.
 

Frankie just took me to LifeSaver Land in Brimfield, Massachusetts 2 weeks ago and it did not disappoint! I spent hours going up and down through those bright orange tunnels without a care in the world. To be honest, it was actually quite meditative. I was just being a rat in the universe. Frankie, being the weirdo that he is, spent the whole time trying to buy the local’s old rusty toys and scratchy records. To each their own… I guess.
 

Check out this lovely little summer villa by the LIRR train tracks out in Queens. Some would pay top dollar for a joint in that location with primo landscaping like this, but I got the owner down to only 12 bucks a week. It’s gonna be a good summer!
 

You’ve always wanted to know, but never bothered to find out how to…
 

In another life, I think Frankie would be a french fry.
 

Everyone loves a Chesty The Clown!!!
 

“Decorate with eyes and you have the Plumpy Penguin”
 

Look above that Fish Market across the street.
 

 
Why is that Fish so scared of the funny looking Walrus?
 

 
Oh…. that’s why.