Who doesn’t like a good pillow? In fact I love my pillow. We’ve been seeing each other for like 11 years now. My pillow wants us to take the next step, but I have commitment issues. Maybe we just want different things out of life? Maybe I just don’t want to settle down quite yet? Let’s be honest though, my pillow only likes me for my money. Which is actually Frankie’s money. So maybe Frankie should marry my pillow and leave me the hell out of it!
#LoveTriangle
The shlog will soon become a mexican novela!
AHA!!!! So Frankie’s been hiding his money in the pillow instead of beneath the mattress. Now I can finally get my rent.