Claudia is a dream. Not only is she the leader of the 6th Borough Striped Shirt Society, she also organizes all of our parades. If you haven’t caught one you really have to see it to believe it. Approximately 13 lonely souls marching together in perfect disharmony, led only by the sound of my boombox blasting oldies a la 101.1 CBS FM. The only thing you need to join the Striped Shirt Society is a striped shirt, a box, and a Metrocard. We meet all over the city and go on parade for as long as it takes one of us to spot an interesting place to have lunch. If we don’t find a place before we get winded, we sit on our box.
101.1 CBS FM is always the number one preset on all my radios.
I tried getting in the Striped Shirt Society, but they rejected me because I wear vertical stripes. I just think that verticals are more slimming.
Like a prison outfit?