If you’re dad is old, chances are you’re gonna seem like you’re from an older generation than the one that you’re supposed to be involved with. That’s what it’s like for young Carl over here. His dad, a respectable Sony Trinitron from 2003 had sex with a Time Warner Cable Box and spawned Carl: a Sony Trinitron from 2008. Poor kid. Most of his friends are either Sony flat-screen Bravias, Blu-Ray Players, and even some Roku Boxes. He had a crush on an iPhone but she laughed in his screen when he asked her to go channel surfing with him. Carl’s dad says that when they all grow up they’ll appreciate Carl for who he is, but Carl’s dad is just lying. He’s always lying. Like that “Good” sign he wears. Well, it’s really more of a toupee. You should see the pixels under there.
Cable ready