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| This Matzo Ball really reminded me of me. |
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| They were just yapping to each other. The bald one wouldn’t shut up. About the drama in the kitchen between the line cooks. About Obamacare. About high salt diets. About how the diner’s been refilling the Heinz Ketchup bottles with an inferior ketchup. About how he’d love to get an iPad so he could join Hulu Plus. I mean, he made some interesting points about Homeland, but I still had to eat him. I spared the hairdo for as long as I could, but in the end, down he went, hairdo first. |
If you can’t argue with your food… what’s the point?!?