Alexandria, My Dolphin Comb

Back when I used to wear my hair like Dylan McKay, I used to break out this Dolphin comb to keep the
waves all flowing the same way.  I’d have to coax her out of the pocket of my pocket-tee using
dolphin-comb-snacks – which are these little goldfish style crackers that are made out of caked
dandruff.  Alexandria was a good and loyal comb until the day that I let my hair go natural.
Now she’s happily working a part-time gig, combing the tail every Tuesday of my
Wind-up Zebra Toy, Peter.

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