Santa Claus in Bulgaria is more of a Wizardy Warlord than the cheery fat doofus we all love here in the ‘States. He’s really cranky, isn’t fat (he’s a very picky eater) and carries a staff which he refers to as “Reindeer Motivation”. Santa Warlord also hangs presents from the Christmas tree so he can laugh at all the bratty kids jumping in the air trying to get them.