Farney Finklefipher is the most prominent “Hook-Fish” in Show Business today. Whenever a comedian bombs or a singer is off-key, Farney is there to pull those failing performers off-stage with his hook (which he’s also started to use as his swimming cane. “He’s a fish with a low tolerance for corny!”, says Comedian Brian Regan. The legendary Redd Foxx was also a big fan back in the day: “Goddamn! Now that’s a Mackerel!”. The world is just a little more safe with Farney patrolling the stage!
I bet Farney and Robin Williams used to get along just dandy’