The Magic Staff from the Kingdom of Plundar has many powerful and mysterious properties. It’s powers have been used to hail Mr. Softee from over 6 blocks away, chase away pigeons from a day old bagel pile, conjure up some smoking insults to diss a best friend AND it’s saved a few days for when there was no toilet paper in sight. Like the old saying goes, “He who wields the staff of Plundar shall never be stranded again!”.
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Chase away pigeons my eye.