Instrument manufacturers in China have a good sense of humor. Even though the exquisite logo says “Harmonica”, the Fox is playing a horn. “Panda Stands On Ball” is the equivalent to our “Knock Knock” jokes. We all know that both Rabbits & Bears are big time Ball-Busters. And the best joke of them all: This harmonica plays only one note. You should hear the song I’ve been working on!
 

Christmas came early again this year. Sudsy, our cleaning freaky ghost, gave me “Biang The Christmas Plunger”. Usually I roll my eyes at Sudsy while he’s plunging away at the toilets (which he schedules for every Tuesday at 3pm). But now I’m starting to see what the commotion’s all about. So far me & Biang have been out for all you can eat dim-sum buffet and we played “Targets” along with Frankie on the roof. Rat’s don’t like to admit when they’re wrong, but I gotta say…
Plungers CAN be fun!
 

 

Benny slings fish and knows how keep them swimming out the door.

A few drops of Visine takes the red out of fish eyes too.  Besides, it’s an old wive’s tale that red eyes mean the fish is rotting.  Some fish just have red eyes.

Benny’s weakness is good Christmas sweaters.  He wears them all year round.  From handling “too many ice” all these years, he’s permanently chilled to the bone.

Hellsgaite Bridge.

Boob squooshees in Chinatown.

Cotton Candy Wall.

Empty stall at a mini-mall in Main Street, Flushing.

Blankets at the Korean Video Store in Great Neck.

Beauty Center.

Neon arrangement in the rafters of Benjamin Moore on 4th Ave. near Grace Church.

Surefire way to the Sixth is through the secret bookshelf door in the Self-Help section.

Sonic the Hedgehog and Mike the Construction Guy.

Those famous Blue tarps.

A bit greenish.  Walrus bottoms.

Old Future.  Light Periwinkle.  Still blue.

Flatbush Fish Market.  Respect the water trim.

The Neon Lobster, New York’s most secret nightclub.  Located in Hoboken.

Richmond Hill bodega aka SAVINGS PARADISE.

Tomatoes at the IGA in City Island.

The middle seat on the R  Train, 2013.  These aren’t gonna be here much longer.  NOTE: wood paneling always bothered me, but now…

Big League Chew.

Hair Rinse to fend off the yellow.

Purple unders.

If you walked between them at the right moment you could slip into your next progression.

The highly coveted “Space 2″ electric bicycle in front of a light purple wall.  Sum Fung Take-Out on Northern Blvd.

Movieworld Neon.

Modest 2-floor in the Sixth Borough.

One-of-a-kind Slimer puppet.

Old fiberglass fencing.

What kind of car is this?