King Penny

Some call it the original dollar store. Others never refer to it by name due to the fact that the owner is a cranker asshole. King Penny on Ditmars Blvd. is possibly the saddest place in the whole entire world. When they redid the exterior in the 80s they went big on the sign, which never sat right with me, because they didn’t redo the interior, they rarely update the stock, and they get really tight if you browse. Why not just close? I hope they never do. I love going in there and making the guy squirm. They have a nice stock of old signs and sticky-letters to mark your house.

Besides that, it’s almost all Trisonic.

One thought on “King Penny

  1. For all the kids who don’t want their identity stolen by unlawful mis-use of your address, get a P.O. box!
    Just like TRISONIC did:
    P.O. Box 527018, Flushing, NY 11352, USA

    And in case you have always wondered, Trisonic is indeed from Queens.
    ALL HAIL TRISONIC!!!

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